Marketing spam gone mad

I decided to have a look through my junk mail folder. Desperate I know, but I thought perhaps there might be a reply from one or any of the jobs I have applied for but heard nothing back from. Good thing I did, Halleluljah, the folder held several pleasant surprises.

I immediately realised Christmas is saved. Forget the angst about the cost of finding presents for my daughters.  I have won at least five brand new Iphones in the past month, as well as a couple of holidays. Isn’t life raining sunshine and money on me?

To top it all there was the added silver lining of two unknown relatives in America that has sadly passed away but left me their considerable estate. All I have to do is send my banking details….. I was warned that life would change for the better when I started meditading on a daily basis, but this result is amazing after only three weeks.

Good thing I have come into some extra cash as I was also made som very special offers. Pills to pick me up and bring me back down again, fantastic creams to make me look younger as well as connections to find myself a beautiful russian bride. Not sure what my husband would say though.

As the icing on the cake I was offered pills that are guaranteed to enlarge my genitals, but I can’t really see the point so I think I will pass on that particular offer.

It fills me with awe to be this incredibly lucky, just before Christmas and all. I wonder how many more are this lucky every day/month/year, and decide to act on the e-mails. Some must surely do that, as the offers keep coming. Otherwise people would stop sending e-mails like these, wouldn’t they?

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